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1) DIFFERENCE OF CRAZY & STUPID
One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of Mental Health). He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.
When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic. One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident. The patient laughed at him and said:
"Can't even fix such a simple problem. No wonder you are destinied to be a truck driver. Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that."
The driver was very impressed and asked, "You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH?".
Patient replied, "Hello, I stay here because I'M CRAZY NOT STUPID!".
2) AIR INDIA
Surinder Singh's uncle was booked into an Air India flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an aeroplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place.
When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, the uncle declared loudly, "I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge me for food and drinks."
So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, the uncle began spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an American history researcher and was curious about the food.
"Excuse me, what is that drink?' he asked.
The uncle picked up the yogurt-based lasssi drink and said, "Milk of India."
Then the uncle took out several pieces of chappatis and started feasting.
"And what is that dish?" asked the curious American.
"Wheat of India", replied the uncle proudly.
Finally, the uncle took out some desserts. He offered some to the American.
"What is it?" asked the American.
"Sweets of India", replied the old man.
After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud "pooooooooootttt" sound from the uncle.
"What was that?" asked the American, holding his nose in disgust.
The old man replied coolly, "That's Air India."