Hari yang agak busy

Sampai ofis pukul 8am tadi.

On lampu n lappy, aku terus menghadap cermin besar di belakang kerusi aku.
Sambil2 tue layan lagu Funky Techno 2010, buka kuat2 supaya bagi aku wakeup kot2 aku datang ke opis dalam keadaan separa sedar hahahaha.

Ok, muka da siap kasi kaler pelangi :P
Tengok jam kat lappy, 8.20am.
Aku call colleague aku yang sama2 stress untuk kejar promotion tue.
Dia da kat bawah, tengah beli rokok.

Nak share beberapa cite menarik, tapi schedule agak busy harini.
So malam nanti after working hour aku sambung.
Da ada dalam draft, tapi 20% je siap hahahaha.
Eh eh, dengar2 malam nie 2nd boss nak ajak dinner then pegi happy hour.
Tengok la camner nanti, kalau tak jadi aku siapkan post aku pasal few story agak gila yang berlaku pada aku this few days.

Selamat Hari Selasa dan Selamat Berpuasa!!
Juga Selamat Berkerja :P

Bila murid bermain teka-teki, Cikgu beri jawapan yang berunsur 18sx

Dalam kelas subjek Matematik, Cikgu tadika bertanyakan soalan kepada seorang anak didiknya bernama Bakhtiar.

Cikgu:

Ada 3 ekor burung di atas pokok. Seekor ditembak pemburu, berapa ekor lagi baki yang tinggal di atas pokok?

Bakhtiar:
Kosong Cikgu

Cikgu:
Kenapa kosong?

Bakhtiar:
Sebab 2 ekor lagi mesti terbang lari la Cikgu.

Cikgu:
Hmmm, salah tu Bakhtiar. Jawapan yang betul tentulah 2, 3 - 1 = 2. Tapi Cikgu suka cara awak berfikir, kreatif!

sumber dari pakcik yahoo images

Ketika waktu rehat, Cikgu belanja Bakhtiar makan aiskrim. Sambil menikmati aiskrim yang dibelanja oleh Cikgunya, Bakhtiar pula bermain teka-teki dengan Cikgunya.

Bakhtiar:
Cikgu, ada 3 orang perempuan makan aiskrim. Seorang tu makan dengan cara menelan semua sekaligus, seorang lagi gigit sikit2, lagi seorang jilat keliling dulu dan kulum aiskrim sampai habis. Cuma seorang je antara mereka bertiga tu yang da kahwin, yang mana satu cikgu?

Cikgu yang tergamam dengan soalan Bakhtiar berlagak neutral lalu menjawab.

Cikgu:

Yang jilat keliling dulu dan kulum aiskrim sampai habis tu la kot.

Bakhtiar:

Salah Cikgu, yang ada pakai cincin la yang da kahwin. Tapi takpe, saya suka cara Cikgu berfikir. Kreatif!

** sumber dari email yang ku terima beberapa hari lalu**

Entri Blur

Pagi nie aku perasan ada tahi lalat baru kat bibir bawah aku. Bulan lepas, tahi lalat baru kat bibir atas.

Oh tidakkkkkk!!!

Kawan aku cakap, orang yang mempunyai tahi lalat kat bibir nie pandai BJ.

Betul ke?

Bila di tanya samada aku pandai buat BJ, aku suruh dia tanya scandal and ex-bf serta current bf aku hahahahaha..

Mana la aku tau camna nak jawab soalan dia.

Aku terfikir tadi, adakah dengan kewujudan tahi lalat baru di bibir aku disebabkan lately aku selalu sweet talk dengan scandal dan boyfrend2 aku? Wahahahaha. Mengarut je kan?

Oh ya, bercakap tentang boyfrend2, salah seorang boyfren aku, budak Ipoh menghubungiku semalam. Bergayut selama sejam dan asyik bertekak manja kerana saling tak berhubung selama 3 bulan. Yeah, kami selalu macam tue. Bila da berhubung, akan asyik ber-SMS dan calling2 je. Tapi bila da tak berhubung, nahhh.. hambek ngko! Berbulan2 senyap. Pas tue saling menyalahkan.

Seperti dulu, dia suruh aku berenti merokok. Adoyaiiiii.. Aku minta masa untuk berenti. Malah dia pun sudah berenti merokok tahun lalu.

Bukan dia sahaja, malah My Sayang pun suruh berenti sampai naik fed-up dia menasihatkan aku.

Heavy smoker disuruh berenti smoke, sure banyak jer alasan yang dibagi kepada pemberi suggestion itu kankan kan ;)

*** Mode: Blur. Migrain menghalang aku membuat entri yang ok sket***

Lauk Masin tanda nak kahwin ke?

Malam nie lewat masak. Dalam pukul 10.30pm, housemate balik dari Carrefour Midvalley dengan barang2 yang aku suruh beli.

Aku terus membuka silat untuk menyediakan makan malam. My Sayang dijangka sampai rumah pukul 11.15pm. Stayback 2 jam kerana hotel tempatnya berkerja teramatlah busy, sehingga dengan bosnya sekali terpaksa stayback. Hambik ngko!!

Memandangkan My Sayang sampai tak lama lagi, maka aku pun sediakan makan malam dalam keadaan rushing sehingga TERlebih (TER membawa maksud tak sengaja kan? hehehe) bubuh garam dalam ayam yang ku masak. Mana taknya, banyak keje aku kena buat sambil masak ayam tue. Kentang pulak lupa suruh housemate beli, kalau tak boleh juga kurangkan tahap masin tue.

Selesai masak, aku hidangkan makanan dan kedua2 kakak My Sayang berserta seorang housemate lelaki makan. Aku makan dulu sebab My Sayang ada dinner bersama rakan sekerja yang mana mereka beramai2 bodek bos diorang :D

Sewaktu makan, terjadilah perbualan di bawah:

" Kau mau kahwin suda ka?" tanya kakaknya yg pertama kepadaku.

"Uish, ndak lah. Kenapa?", katakuku sambil kehairanan.

"Masin ayam kau malam nie. Orang tua2 di kampung kita cakap, kalau masak lauk masin tandanya mau kahwin sudah", jawabnya. Kakak keduanya (bestie aku) senyum2 ke arahku sambil mengiakan.

Aku berfikir sejenak, betulkah? Tak pernah pulak aku dengar macam tue. Tapi selepas itu, aku hanya anggap mereka bergurau sahaja. Aku masih belum merancang untuk re-marry!!

Ala, baru tadi jer aku TERmasinkan lauk. Bukan sengaja pun, da banyak keja kat dapur nak settlekan, mana nak tengok2 ayam tue lagi, ngan pening lagi, mana la aku sengaja bubuh garam lebih.

Orang tua2 kita banyak pantang larang and selalu berpesan kepada anak2 muda agar jangan melanggar pantang2 tersebut. Contohnya:

Jangan menyanyi sambil masak, takut dapat laki tua.
Sebenarnya, orang tua2 tak nak kita lalai waktu masak, takut masakan tak jadi/hangit/tak cukup masak.

Jangan potong kuku waktu malam, kerana menyumpah ibubapa.
Sebenarnya, orang tua2 risau kalau kuku yang telah dipotong terbang dan masuk ke mata. Kan ker naya tue?

Itu jer aku ingat hehehe. Lain tak ingat da. Nanti aku tanya mama aku hehehhe.

** tengah menunggu My Sayang balik then tengok DVD ALvin & Th Chipmunks 2. I'm a single ladies, I'm a single ladies lalalalalala**

Just For Fun

** Sumber adalah dari email yang aku terima dari seorang teman**

1) DIFFERENCE OF CRAZY & STUPID

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of Mental Health). He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.

When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic. One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.

The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident. The patient laughed at him and said:

"Can't even fix such a simple problem. No wonder you are destinied to be a truck driver. Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that."

The driver was very impressed and asked, "You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH?".

Patient replied, "Hello, I stay here because I'M CRAZY NOT STUPID!".




2) AIR INDIA

Surinder Singh's uncle was booked into an Air India flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an aeroplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place.

When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, the uncle declared loudly, "I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge me for food and drinks."

So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, the uncle began spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an American history researcher and was curious about the food.

"Excuse me, what is that drink?' he asked.

The uncle picked up the yogurt-based lasssi drink and said, "Milk of India."

Then the uncle took out several pieces of chappatis and started feasting.

"And what is that dish?" asked the curious American.

"Wheat of India", replied the uncle proudly.

Finally, the uncle took out some desserts. He offered some to the American.

"What is it?" asked the American.

"Sweets of India", replied the old man.

After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud "pooooooooootttt" sound from the uncle.

"What was that?" asked the American, holding his nose in disgust.

The old man replied coolly, "That's Air India."

Toloooonnnnggg

Aku amatlah memerlukan bantuan sekarang ini. Aku berada dalam dilema yang amat sangat. Sampaikan My Sayang pun tak boleh tolong aku da. (jahatnya My Sayang)

Lately aku da kehabisan idea.

Menciiiiiiiiiiii bila keadaan ini berlaku.
Menciiiiiiiiiii
Menciiiiiiii

Idea, kemanakah kau menghilangkan diri?
Kenapa mesti kau melarikan diri dariku?
Selama nie kau tetap berada di sisiku, kenapa sekarang kau tak mau berkawan denganku?
Apa salahku? Kau buat ke begini. Dalam dilema bla bla bla (lagu sape ye? Aisyah ke Fauziah Latiff?)

Please idea, come back to mama.
I need u right now.
Don't u run away from me again.

Adoiiiiiiiii.

Aku masih belum menemui penyelesaian dilema aku.

Aku sms My Sayang dengan harapan dia akan memberikan penyelesaian yang aku perlukan. Bunyinya cam nie:

"Sayang mau makan apa malam nie? Aku da abis idea nak masak apa. Beritau mau makan apa, aku masakkan"

My Sayang balas:

"Hehehe. Masak ja la apa2 sayang. Sayang tau kan aku ndak memilih makanan. Apa sayang masak, aku bantai ja"

Jahat tak My Sayang? Memangla dia tak cerewet dalam makanan, tapi at least tolonglah bagi idea kat aku. Tak kesian kat aku ker?

Nak merajuk la kat My Sayang.

Nota Kaki: Ndak = tidak/tak (bahasa Sabah)

Another Boring Topic :D

Happy Saturday!!!

Another boring day!! I'm not type of outdoor person, I prefer to stay in the house rather to spend my time with people out there. So what did i do for the rest of this Saturday? Prepared a breakfast for my boyfriend, watching Desperate Housewives Season 3, smoke, read The Star & Kosmo. That's all. Kinda boring activity? But that's what I prefer to do. Whupps, I did sit-up also. Wanna get a flat tummy heheheheh.

I though that I was alone in this house coz after bought few things downstairs, I came home around 1130am and didn't see my friends inside the room. They were inside the room when I went to grocery at 11.20am. Thought they went out. So I clean up the hall and continue watching Desperate Housewives. I didn't prepare lunch since I don't like to eat alone, plus now NO RICE from this moment. Start my diet hehehehe.

But I was really shocked when at 4pm, the girl came out and ask me "WOMAN, DID U COOK LUNCH TODAY?". Whoaaaaaa.... seriously, if I know they are in this house, I'll cook the lunch. So, I said "NO, I THOUGH YOU ARE NOT IN THIS HOUSE". She looks bit disappointed. But I asked them to eat the bread that I bought this morning. So, that's it. Our lunch just a bread with tuna.

Now they are not around, going to Times Square. They do invite me to join them, but I don't feel wanna go out. Got bad headache this past few days actually. So prefer to stay at home. Before they leave, the boy said tonight I still have to join coz we are going to karaoke. Hmmm... can I stay at home?

My friend got event at MoJo Club tonite and invited me to come coz he'll spinning at the party, but I just said I Try, No Promise. Kinda miss this guy actually. Well, we kinda have On-Off relation. So I dunno how to address this guy. Is it still his gf or just a friend? Whatever la, I got new bf already which is always beside me whenever I need him and understand me very well.

And got 1 guy who keep contact me and asking me out. Hmmm.. i feel like it's not nice to go out with other guy and when you going back, your bf is waiting for u. I don't wanna lie with who I hang out, but I think it's not nice to tell him that I going out with other guy which he know that guy is keep chasing me. Hard to seeing other guy if you stay together with your lovely bf isn't it? hehehehe....

Well, that's it. Don't want to be a player again. Enough with that hahahaha.

Finally.......

Yeah, sesuai ngan topik entry aku kali nie. FINALLY....

Apa yg finally nya?

Graduation day suda tiba? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO (aiman tak kisah)

Bf lamar aku? NOOOOOOOOOOOO (bf yg mana satu nie aaaa? hehehehe)

Aku kena jackpot? NOOOOOOOOOOO (i wish too, tp aku ndak pandai main nie brg, cam na la tue??)

Duit jatuh dari langit? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO (sampai aku mampos pun ndak kan pnah duit jatuh dari langit)

Finally found someone? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (deyyy, itu lagu Bryan Adam & Barbara Streisand tue weiiii)

so.. finally..

jeng....

jeng....

jeng....

FINALLY DA ADA PARAGRAPH LINE KAT POSTING AKU hahahahahaah...

korg ingat apa? finally aku jadi kaya? tgu jumpa Ahmad Albab dl, pas tue aku kwin sma dia, then suru dia tukar waris harta dia p nama aku. Berangan lagi aku di subuh Selasa nie...